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kneehowma:

Paano pag nakatuwad?

Ahahah. squat!

I love you clang vy kalai :} heheh I Had FÜN! Happy Hearts! ♥♥♥ ;)

myhoneybee:

i just felt like reblogging this :p notes are loved, Happy ♥ guys!

These are some of the great,funny scenes & wisdom in the movie 3 idiots :p

find more when you watch it :)

“Life is a race, Run fast or you’ll get trampled.”.. even to be born, one had to race 300 million sperms.

lol

“The chicken’s clueless about the egg’s fate: will it…

godisalwaysmyrock:

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scenesters:

Tyron Perez Remembrance Blog.

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justlikeastaracrossthesky:

i’ve got mud pack on my face and i opened this. i wanted to laugh so hard but i can’t. it’s like my face is gonna tear apart LOL

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butterflybubble:

YES.. :”>

thebribery:

Send me any of these fruits. :)

Apple - Favorite kitang Blogger.
Strawberry - Pakiss sa Lips, smack lang.
Cherry - Gusto kitang halikan, ‘yung torrid.
Elderberry - Magaling mag-advise.
Apricot - Mukhang mapagkakatiwalaan.
Pomegranate - Playboy/girl
Tomato - Tang ina mo!
Orange - Kiss kita sa cheeks, please?
Avocado - Idol kita!
Guava - Grabe ang pangit mo!
Blueberry - Pinapasaya mo ako palagi.
Kiwi - Gusto kitang mameet in person.
Honeydew Melon - Hug kita kapag nagkita tayo.
Lychee - Mukhang nakakatuwa kang kasama.
Peach - Hindi kita mareach.
Durian - Mukha kang mabaho.
Watermelon - Crush kita!
Mango - Gago ka!
Pear - Gusto kitang maging friend, for real!
Melon - Meron akong gusto sa’yo. Matagal na.
Pineapple - Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.
Mangostine - Mag-deactivate ka na.
Legume - Ang pangit ng blog mo! 
Grape - I wanna rape you.
Jackfruit - Jakolin kita.
Huckleberry  - Let’s be fucking buddies!
Rock Melon - You rock my dash!
Raisin - Mamatay ka na!
Rambutan - Sex tayo, kahit one-night stand lang.
Banana - Pachupa?
Tangerine - Mukha kang masarap.
Fruit Salad - Gusto kitang maging akin.
Ziziphus mauritiana - You already!

Nandito nanaman ‘to. Hahahahaha. Dali. ‘Wag mag-anon ang matapang. :))

http://thebribery.tumblr.com/ask

ahahah, natawa lang ako dito, jiNackfruit c bribe xD LoL.

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